Sammie*Smiles

Hi :)
You can call me Sammie, or Sam.
I'm 100% open and honest about all of my opinions & I'm not shy what so ever so don't be afraid to ask ! My passion is photography, I'm hopelessly in love, & I work as a waitress in a cafe. I've got chinchillas named Oscar & Charlie. They think they're ninjas.

The Reason Why…

we don’t listen to the soundtrack of Rocky Horror while doing English homework is because you get sentences like this…

— Janet comes off as a very vulnerable person, but it turns out she’s actually just a whore.

— I would have told a stalwartcreature like Rocky to toucha toucha toucha me too ;)

— It’s going to take a lot of therapy before Janet & Brad can start to see the restitution of their sanity.

— Transvestites tend to reprove you if you sleep with their brand new boytoys

— Aliens are no laughing matter, they are very redoubtable and takes their job very seriously.

— Cooking people involves exact, punctilious directions and if they are not followed carefully things can go terribly wrong.

— The narrarator constantly prating makes me want to jump off a cliff.

— Janet pillaged poor Rocky’s virginity, that bitch!

— One man(debatable) wasn’t enough to mitigateJanet’s hornyness.

— …. technically sleeping with Rocky is a huge infraction since he’s what, a few hours old? That’s so not legal.

· 10/1/11 · Reblog